Mommy Pants - Science Fair Project

Bones and muscles organs and such
Is that all a bit too much
To vaguely describe what's happening inside
Well fuck it let's take a ride
Lying in my bed with clothes on my body
I try to keep them there but I often get naughty
My bed is in my room and my room is cool
I keep it clean with a vacuum it's a useful tool
That I also use on my weiner I'm dirty gotta make it cleaner
My room is in my house well it's not really mine
I live with my momma again at this time
Her house is in a neighborhood there are no crack homes
So it's pretty good ain't no crypts ain't no blood
The hood is in a city which makes sense
But now I'll try to get a little more intense
The city is located in a state situated in a country
And it's not the only fucking county
They can all be found sharing this planet
So the stuff we fight over is stupid ain't it
Earth is circling fast around the sun in a galaxy upon
Many we're not the only one so aliens do exist
But even if they have the ability to visit
I doubt they really give a shit but what do I know
Maybe they just did and I have work tomorrow
It blows dick at least I'll soon have enough money to leave mommy
Cause right now I'm not allowed to use the vacuum when
They're home we both get very fucking loud...

Written by:
BRANDON HARIG

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