Libby Hammer - Showertown or Bathburg?

Every night about half past five
I hear that whistle toot (toot toot!)
And then I know it's time to get
Into my birthday suit
The Nicky Noo Na Train's
Gonna need to know
Where do I want to go?
Here it comes, all aboard!
Here it comes, toot toot!

So are we going to
Showertown or Bathburg today?
Are we going to
Showertown or Bathburg
To wash our troubles away?
One is standing up
The other sitting down
Shall I go to Bathburg or
Showertown?
I don't wanna go
But can you believe
That once I'm there
I don't wanna leave
So are we going to
Showertown or Bathburg today?

In Showertown, you can bet on rain
But I don't take my umbrella
All I wear is a shower cap
And I sing like Cinderella
Or I wash my hair
In the pouring rain
So better get aboard
The Nicky Noo Na Train
Here it comes, all aboard!
Here it comes, toot toot!

So are we going to
Showertown or Bathburg today?
Are we going to
Showertown or Bathburg
To wash our troubles away?
It's a four minute trip
If I take a shower But if I take a bath
I could be there for an hour
Getting nice and clean
Is the name of the game
So wherever I go
I'm gonna end up the same
Are we going to
Showertown or Bathburg today?

Bathburg's nice 'cos I can
Stretch right out and
Melt away my troubles
I can play with my boat
And go for a swim
In all the lovely bubbles
My rubber ducky says
'Quack, quack, quack'
When he hears that train
Coming down the track
Here it comes, all aboard!
Here it comes, toot toot!

So are we going to
Showertown or Bathburg today?
Are we going to
Showertown or Bathburg
To wash our troubles away?
Shall I hop in the shower
Or soak in the tub
Either way I'm gonna
Get a good scrub
Shall I take a bath or
Jump in the shower
Either way I'm gonna
Smell like a flower
Are we going to
Showertown or Bathburg today?

After Bathburg or Showertown
It's time to say goodbye
On the Bath Mat Platform
I get wrapped up in a
Towel that's warm and dry
And my dressing gown
Before I catch a chill and then
Next stop, Pyjamaville!
Here it comes, all aboard!
Here it comes, toot toot!

So are we going to
Showertown or Bathburg today?
Are we going to
Showertown or Bathburg
To wash our troubles away?
One is standing up
The other sitting down
Shall I go to Bathburg
Or Showertown?
I don't wanna go
But can you believe
That once I'm there
I don't wanna leave
So are we going to
Showertown or Bathburg
To wash our troubles away?

Written by:
Elizabeth Clements

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