The Boxmasters - Slower Than Christmas

DYSFUNCTIONAL BELLES
DYSFUNCTIONAL BALLS
THE FOLKS IN MY FAMILY
THEY JUST BEAT ALL
THEY PUT ME THROUGH HELL
WHEN THEY DECK THE HALLS
THEY EVEN SEND SANTA CLAUS
CLIMBIN' UP THE WALLS

THERE'S NO DAY SLOWER THAN CHRISTMAS TO ME
IT SEEMS TO LAST HALF THE YEAR
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING SENT STRAIGHT FROM HEAVEN
BUT IT'S NOT TO ME
IT'S THE DAY OF HELL

MAMA WITH HER WREATH
DADDY WITH HIS WRATH
GRANNY EATING WITH NO TEETH
AND MY SISTER'S MANGY CATS
A HUNDRED IGNORANT COUSINS
WITH THEIR POINTY HEADED HATS
HAVE DRIVEN ME AS CRAZY
AS A HUNDRED SHIT HOUSE RATS

THERE'S NO DAY SLOWER THAN CHRISTMAS TO ME
IT SEEMS TO LAST HALF THE YEAR
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING SENT STRAIGHT FROM HEAVEN
BUT IT'S NOT TO ME
IT'S THE DAY OF HELL

THERE'S NO DAY SLOWER THAN CHRISTMAS
THERE'S NO DAY SLOWER THAN CHRISTMAS
THERE'S NO DAY SLOWER THAN CHRISTMAS
THERE'S NO DAY SLOWER THAN CHRISTMAS

Written by:
Billy Bob Thornton, Brad Davis, J.D. Andrew

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Lyrics © Hipgnosis Songs Group

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