Sam, Kiegan & The Mentally Insane - Smash Ya Pastie

Wew ya this is for all the lasses
All the gangsta girls
Just remember Buzzcocks loves ya

All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush
Even if your rough as fuck I still think you are lush
Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy
I'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pastie

I met this lass from Whitley bay
I took her to my house coz she wanted to play
She was like wew your pure radge
I was like ya let is see ya vag
Cookson telt is you always buck back
But he said you didn't like it when he made you neck his wack
Gangsta gangsta I'm a pure lover
I winnit fuck ya round cause I think I know ya mother
She used to be a dinner nanny at the high school
I think I might have poked her so thats canny cool
She said wew thats pure cush
You can come back to mine coz ya propa lush

Well I didn't stop rucking till the break of dawn
And I taped the fucking lot on me mobile phone
She was like wew divnt show ya marras
I was like course I won't man, haha

All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush
Even if your rough as fuck I still think you are lush
Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy
I'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pastie

Wew ya I met a lass from Walker gate
She had a top notch fanny there was no debate
She had ne front teeth but she was belta
I took her for a date at me local bus shelter
I left her slurps on me speckra gold
After afew minutes her legs started to unfold
She ripped off her knickers like Hulk Hogan
I was like wew your pure smoking

Av never met a lass like her before who loved getting rucked on a bus stop floor
She said I'm not the first and I won't be the last
So I thought wew fuck it a think al have a blast
So Im half way through when she starts ganning crackers
Shouting out stuff like Im guna eat ya knackers
She wanted me bairns but I thought fuck that
So I pulled out me knob and blarted on her back

All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush
Even if your rough as fuck I still think you are lush
Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy
I'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pastie
All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush
Even if your rough as fuck I still think you are lush
Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy
I'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pastie
All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush
Even if your rough as fuck I still think you are lush
Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy
I'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pastie
All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush
Even if your rough as fuck I still think you are lush
Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy
I'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pastie

Written by:
Kiegan Wilkins, Sam Evison

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