Troubadette - Spread Your Legs (feat. Stephen Wordsmith)

It's been a while without it
But it looks that Covid's back
It's no time for complacency
There's no time to be slack
We watch all the news reports
So we know all the regulations
And the Covid Response Minister
Chris Hopkins
Says get out and spread your legs

I don't remember this from last time
But it's a fresh start
And if the minister says 'part them'
Then we all must do our part
Keep the parties to a minimum
This ain't the time for kegs
Go and spread the timely message that it's time to spread your legs

A lot of folks might spend their time in lockdown baking bread
But supermarket shelves are lacking flour
So good for you, Chris Hopkins, for suggesting that instead
We focus on the kind of thing that's followed by a shower

But keep the guest list small
In a neighborly situation
Ménage-a-trois will lead you straight
To ménage-d isolation
Pop cherries without bubbles
But with whom, the question begs:
since you're your safest sex partner, go on and spread your legs

Written by:
Stephen Wort

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