Ron and the Rude Boys - Sweet Violets

Phyllis Twat she died in the springtime,
She expired in a terrible fit,
We fulfilled her last dying wish, sir,
She was buried in six feet of .....

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Sweet violets, sweeter than all the roses,
Covered all over from arse to tit, covered all over in shit.

Phyllis Twat kept a sack in the garden,
I was curious I must admit,
One day I stuck in my finger, and pulled it out covered in .....
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Phyllis Twat took a bag to her boyfriend's,
But the bag was old and it split,
Now the boyfriend and Phyllis have parted,
For the bag was quite packed full of .....
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I sat on a gold lavatory, in the home of the baron of Split,
The seat was encrusted with rubies,
But as usual the bowl contained .....
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There was a professional farter,
Who could flatulate ballads and airs,
He could poop out the Moonlight Sonata,
And accompany musical chairs, singing
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One day he attempted an opera,
It was hard but the fool wouldn't quit,
With his head held aloft, he suddenly coughed,
And collapsed in a big heap of ......
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Well, now my song it has ended,
And I really must make my exit,
And if any of you feel offended, stick your head in a bucket of .....
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