Biggie Oof - Tenacious Earlobes

Yo, when you get old
Your ears hang low
And they wobble back and forth
And they wobble to and fro
You can throw 'em over your shoulders
Keep yourself from getting colder
Yeah, your ears hang low - but there's this

Old little lady who is well up in her eighties
She's got them street smarts but she talks like a lady
Her earlobes, they are intact
She's sharper than a new thumbtack
So give it up for geriatric Granny Oof's big move attack

It's been, now, 80 years
Since I first had my ears pierced
And when I first got them holes punched
I felt no pain, went straight to lunch

And now, my ears, they do not hang low
They neither wobble back and forth nor to and fro
See, I've got a secret, and I'll let you know
What it is if you listen close

It's tenacious earlobes
Them earholes that don't drag you down
Sensational earlobes
You can put earrings in and take them right out
My ears will bounce right back
With an agile attack
If threatened in any way
'Cuz I got tenacious earlobes
Hey, hey

Being elderly doesn't mean I sacrifice
My right to look good and feel nice
I can wear whatever earrings I want
And my ears aren't bogged down, they chug right along

See, some women my age have them floppy ears
No shame in that, but you can see their years
But not my earlobes, though, no, no, no
Now, sing it with me, here we go

Tenacious earlobes
Them earholes that don't drag you down
Sensational earlobes
You can put earrings in and take them right out
My ears will bounce right back
With an agile attack
If threatened in any way
'Cuz I got tenacious earlobes
Hey, hey

Tenacious earlobes
They've held on so long
Tenacious earlobes
Holding strong
Tenacious earlobes
Hey, hey, hey
Tenacious earlobes
Save the day

Tenacious earlobes
Hear me out
Tenacious earlobes
Scream and shout
Tenacious earlobes
Aren't they great?
Tenacious earlobes
Here to stay

My ears will bounce right back
With an agile attack
If threatened in any way
'Cuz I got tenacious earlobes
Hey, hey

Written by:
Sarah Futrell

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