2k12cr - That's a Trigger

Gender pronouns trigger me
Skinny people trigger me
Twitter comments trigger me
Trigger warnings trigger me, yeah
Pomegranates trigger me, yeah
Weird haircuts trigger me, yeah
Acting micro-aggressively
You'd better know that triggers me
And when you drink a can of soda
I'm triggered when you use a straw
Think I'm done, well that's not all
I'm triggered by R&B songs
And if you have a normal name
But it's not spelled the normal way
I'll get triggered every day
And I'll demand your name is changed

(That's a trigger, that's a trigger)
That's my trigger, baby
(That's a trigger, that's a trigger)
That's my trigger, alright
(That's a trigger, that's a trigger)
Girl you triggered me last night
(That's a trigger, that's a trigger)
Triggered me when you played the bagpipes
(That's offensive, that's offensive)
When your hat is fancier than my hat
(That's offensive, that's offensive)
What you said on social media
(That's offensive, that's offensive)
When you said my dress makes me look fat
(That's offensive, that's offensive)
That's offensive, girl, don't you know that

Everything's so triggering
Like when a pen runs out of ink
Spraying Axe and not showering
Need to sneeze, but you can't sneeze, yeah
Old people in fanny packs
Showing me pictures of your cats
Perfectly good food in the trash
People who can't drive worth a crap
Banjo music triggers me
Television triggers me
Politicians trigger me
Screaming children trigger me
I'm triggered by sound engineers
Especially church sound engineers
If you're a church sound engineer
I'ma get so triggered by you, baby

(That's a trigger, that's a trigger)
That's my trigger, baby
(That's a trigger, that's a trigger)
That's my trigger, alright
(That's a trigger, that's a trigger)
Girl you triggered me last night
(That's a trigger, that's a trigger)
Triggered me when you played the bagpipes
(That's offensive, that's offensive)
When your hat is fancier than my hat
(That's offensive, that's offensive)
What you said on social media
(That's offensive, that's offensive)
When you said my dress makes me look fat...

Written by:
Ben Cloutier

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