Flee With Horses - The Blue Ribbons Song

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They say cooking is my passion that I've got the blue ribbon sight
But there's something I never said or I would have been derided
I hate everything in a kitchen from the spoons to the forks and knives
They are so much despicable they don't even have arms

But there are so many places where they can eat
Why are they coming now now now now now now now now?
I only eat frozen dishes I don't know what a real cake looks like ouh

One, two, three take your ingredients list
Break your eggs and make a feast
Use the sugar then you'll breathe
Five, six, four mix everything in a bowl with the flour the baking powder
Do I forget something? Ouh ouh

Doobydoowah
Doobydoo

They say cooking is my passion that I've got the blue ribbon sight
But there's something I never said or I would have been derided
I am a clumsy person I could wound myself with a knife
And I could easily burn my hands with a frozen oven how?

I know vegetables hate me they always look at me in the eyes eyes eyes eyes ey ey ey Ey
They don't want to be cut e-even if I promise to be kind ouh

One, two, three take your ingredients list
Break your eggs and make a feast
Use the sugar then you'll breathe
Five, six, four mix everything in a bowl with the flour the baking powder
Do I forget something more?
X, w, z call your grandma for the rest or you can use vanilla yoghurt which will go Perfectly well
Jam, cat, shark, do not sneeze into the pan
If you wanna grease the sides please use butter dirty swine swine!

Doobydoowah

I'm alive I have been fighting for a while now
And I forgot to put the pinch of salt
It hasn't a burnt taste I don't know why
I'm alive I have been fighting for a while now
But who will understand the desperate ones who cannot cook a cake oh God I'm bad...

Doobydoowah
Doobydoowah wah wah
Doobydoowah

One, two, three take your ingredients list
Break your eggs and make a feast
Use the sugar then you'll breathe
Five, six, four mix everything in a bowl with the flour the baking powder
Do I forget something more?
X, w, z call your grandma for the rest or you can use vanilla yoghurt which will go Perfectly Well
Jam, cat, shark, do not sneeze into the pan
If you wanna grease the sides please use butter dirty swine swine!

Doobydoowah

Written by:
Valérie Bozon-Verduraz

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