TestTubeBaby - The College Cafeteria Girl

She's probably
So lonely
That college
Cafeteria girl
Dishing out
Preprepared french fries
And
Hamburgers
She's probably
So miserable
That college
Cafeteria girl
Dishing out
Food to people
Who probably
Don't appreciate her
So I
Smile at her
And I try
To like her
I even make
Casual conversation
About the weather
With her
But she just asks me
"What do you want to eat?"
And I smile and say
"Some french fries please"
And she says
"Large or small?"
And I say
"Large please"
She dips her hand
Into the greasy mess
And puts a few french fries
On my dish
And I smile
Because I'm being nice to her
But if she calls
Those few french fries
A large
Well, she better be kidding
I smile
And say, "Well
That just won't do"
And she says
"Take what's given you"
And I fix her
With an amiable eye
And say
"You're so pathetic
And lonely
And now I know why"

Written by:
Brian Gross

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