John Paro - The Covid Clurb

Alright ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the COVID Club
I'm DJ John and I am slowly losing my mind
Socially distant for the 42nd day
Don’t know why the recycling guy called AA
10 AM tequila at my window watching squirrels
I’m pandemic partying like the end of the frickin’ world
Shelter in place that’s the story, yo
I wake up eat cheez its and Oreos
I haven’t put on pants in around a week
Hit me up house party, I’m down to freak
Who knows how long til this is over
But now the weekends inching closer
Its Saturday so what should we do
COVID PEOPLE LET ME SEE YOU
Do the same shit that you’ve done all week
But now it’s technically the weekend
You can do the same shit that you’ve done all week
But now, it’s technically the weekend
Log in remote, gotta punch the clock
To play the game can the boss tell I’m drunk or not
But you know I gotsta let loose
With vodka and juice
But whoops I forgot to press mute
Pop on the news and see lots of these dudes
With like shotguns boo-hooing their state isn’t fair
But these puppets of Trump-approved media pundits have mullets
So maybe just wait for a hair cut
Pandemic party people
This is last call for alcohol, y’all - just kidding it’s an essential service
Who knows why this is happening
So I’ll just scroll through Insta and laugh at memes
Weekends coming you know what that can mean
COME ON COVID LET ME SEE YOU
Do the same shit that we’ve done all month
But now, it’s technically the weekend
We can do the same shit that we’re done all year
But now… it’s technically the weekend
Oh my gosh. There’s a vaccine
Do you know just want that means
OH MY GOD THE BASS CAN DROP

Written by:
John Paro

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