Jonathan Swanson - The Handyman

So I went to the store and what did I see. A beautiful girl smiling at me. She was looking for love and affection, in the produce section.

I saw her again in Isle three, then she came right up to me. She said, I'm looking for someone who is handy. By the way, my name is Mandy.

I'm Johnny, I can give you a hand, How about I be your handyman? How about coffee or tea? Quarter till three?

Let me check with my boyfriend, if I can, but I just don't think that he'll understand.

But don't you know who I am, I'm Johnny G the handyman. I'm the man who can, the man who can do it, I can take a screw and screw it. I've got a lot of tools in my tool shed. A hammer drill and a chisel. I can have fun with my staple gun. Not gonna stop till the job is done.

I met Mandy for coffee and tea. Then she began to question me. I'm not sure what to, and why should I be with you.

I've got fortune and fame, like Kanye West people know my name.

I work out I'm fit, I've got a sexy body. I'm insanely in love with you let me tell you what a Handyman can do. I can hold you, I can treat your right, I can keep you warm all through the night.

But let me check with my friend if I can but I don't think he'll understand.

But don't you know who I am I'm Johnny G The handyman I can fix a leak, patch a wall, clean your gutters in the fall.

But let me check with my friend if I can but I don't think he'll understand.

But don't you know who I am I'm Johnny G The handyman I got the the tools to please, I'll make you weak in the knees. I've got a hot glue gun, I know we'll have fun, rockin the mic to the song is done.

But don't you know who I am I'm Johnny G The handyman. I make magic on this microphone I can do the same thing to your home. But don't you know who I am, I'm Johnny G The Handyman.

Written by:
Jonathan Swanson

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