Dr. Itchycunt - The Humor In My Head

Why does everyone expect this to be funny
It's not like I'm making this music
While trying to make me some money
I'm just trying to have me some fun these days
I never fit in with the Long Island metal craze
It's that or something computer made
I spent my whole damn life driving people insane
Never living up to people's expectations
One foot in the grave, another in resignation
I'm not the kind of man to drink his weight in beer and
I've never even partied with Ed Sheeran
Though I used to live that toxic life
I guess you could say my slate has been wiped
So, maybe I should have made you smile
God damn you give them an inch and they take a mile
I know I'm supposed to be some successful man
But I'll never make a big with an album about Graceland

Hitting the rocks again
My own best enemy and worst of friends
Keep spewing nonsense until I'm dead
A little twist from the humor in my head

Do you enjoy my simple beats?
I'm hoping maybe we'll bring you to your feet
If I were to maybe include a pun, would it bring you to stay
Or would it bring you to run?
You autotuned my heart and you ripped it apart
Like a Taylor Swift song I just butcher the art
I wrote a song about the machine
With a catchy chorus and a repetitive beat
We're almost through with the middle verse
Afterwards, the same chorus, no need to rehearse.
There is no use for originality
So, take a shot at me or leave me be
I know I went against what you've come to expect
But what do you expect? I'm not like the rest
You know what? Nevermind
If you were looking for humor, go back to Friday night

Hitting the rocks again
My own best enemy and worst of friends
Keep spewing nonsense until I'm dead
A little twist from the humor in my head

Here we go, the final part
Just a man with auto-tune and a sloppy guitar
Maybe some light percussion way in the back
Though it's a little hard to hear with that piano track
Don't get me wrong, I love this EP
But at the end of the day, I'm stuck in my memories
I figured you all would like a change of pace
I assume you think of this song as a disgrace
I have no jokes to give, so please forgive
Can you survive without humor? Are you gonna live?
Laughter may be the best medicine
But sometimes we just need to give in
To all the bullshit built up inside
I know you're suffering too, so suck up your pride
I think we can make the world a happy place
If we all made music outside of our own taste

Hitting the rocks again
My own best enemy and worst of friends
Keep spewing nonsense until I'm dead
A little twist from the humor in my head

Written by:
Brian Gaudet

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