Holt's Dad and the Key Ticklers - The Micheal Holt Apocalypse

It is approximately 3:33 in the night time
Holt's Dad is sitting on the couch
'Watch the dawg'

Oh no, Holt's Dad is a monster
He's been locked in the basement
With the body of Maunkiss
I think he's doing some kind of crazy experiments
Maunkiss is hairless
Damn, this is some scary shit

Holt's Dad has two dicks
Holt's Dad
Holt's Dad has no gag reflex
Holt's Dad watches Oprah in the morning
He watches Oprah in the morning
Holt's Dad has an impressive DVD collection
He collects his farts in mason jars

Oh no, Holt's Dad is a monster
He's been locked in the basement
With the body of Maunkiss
I think he's doing some kind of crazy experiments
Maunkiss is hairless
Damn, this is some scary shit
Oh no, Holt's Dad is a monster
He's been locked in the basement
With the body of Maunkiss
I think he's doing some kind of crazy experiments
Maunkiss is hairless
Damn, this is some scary shit

Oh my god, I saw Holt's Dad
Jackin' off Maunkiss the dawg
He's down there playing with his two-piece playsuit dick
Holt has to wash his sheets and empty his bags of shit
Holt's Dad saved those seven babies last February
They were being attacked by a malicious pack of crows
And he saved them
And nursed them back to health
With his breast

Oh no, Holt's Dad is a monster
He's been locked in the basement
With the body of Maunkiss
I think he's doing some kind of crazy experiments
Maunkiss is hairless
Damn, this is some scary shit

Written by:
Travis Wheeler, Zach Walters, Zack Holt

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