Paul Hansen - The Mountain and the Bean

Oh, that Matcha Man, he's so funny
But now something very serious
Here is a poem from the sacred text, The Way of the Bean
The title is The Mountain and the Bean
The Mountain said to the tiny Bean
''I am a Mountain you are merely a Bean
I stood mighty when the continents were formed
I danced with the ancient glaciers, pierced through the heavens
I am beyond birth and death
I have smashed and crushed time with nature's relentless hammer
I am God to all gods
You are not even worthy of my shade.''
The tiny Bean replied ''fuck off!''
Here's another poem for your dome
Have a need for speed?
Don't have a fit
There's another gal Barbiebiturate
So many pills for so many ills
Don't worry Kenzo we got your Benzo's!

Written by:
Paul Hansen

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