Justin C Ward - The Mystery Police

Yeah, the mystery police took my baby away
There was nothing I could do, there was nothing I could say
They told me it was over they came round the next day
They wanted to be sure she'd packed her valise
Keeping people safe that's the mystery police

The mystery police have a number to dial
Call them up they'll be there in a while
Nine-nine-nine in the British Isles
Turn it round, it's the number of the beast
Keeping people safe that's the mystery police

The mystery police they've got guns on their hips
They got handcuffs, chains, zipties, dogwhips
Watch those wisecracks from your lips
Or you'll get a Glock Special up the crease
Keeping people safe that's the mystery police

The mystery police get their donuts for free
I've seen all them down in the patisserie
Breakfast, dinner, lunch and tea
There's a phantom at the feast
Keeping people safe that's the mystery police

Oh the mystery police, they are the finest in the land
They're always ready with a helping hand
They'll pick you up if you're unable to stand
They'll lock you down till you're fit to release
Keeping people safe that's the mystery police

Oh the mystery police are really on the ball
Get down on the ground instead of up against the wall
And nowadays a few of them are hardly five foot tall
None of them are ugly, smelly or obese
Keeping people safe that's the mystery police

The mystery police never do anything wrong
They're going to pick me up when I finish this song
Sorryto be going on so long, but
I got another 17 verses at least
Keeping me safe from the mystery police

Written by:
JUSTIN CHARLES WARD

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