The Flaming Intestines - The Not Real Pleasant Song

One fine day I was walking down the street
I was minding my own business not really doing anything wrong
When this guy named Barney came up and breathed on me
So I grabbed him by the neck and spit in his face and said

I'm gonna do something really bad to ya
And I'm really quite sure you won't like it
I'm considering doing something possibly kinda mean to ya
And I don't think it'll feel real nice

Well, I pinned him down to the pavement
And I started pinching him sorta hard
And then I... I... hurt him real, real bad
When I gave him a nuggie
Don't even say I didn't warn him

I'm gonna do something that won't be very pleasant to ya
And you'll probably yell or cry
I'm considering doing something real nasty to ya
And I don't think it will be in your best interest
No siree, Bob

So then I picked him up and he looked like he'd had enough
But I went and pulled his underwear out and snapped the waistband against his back just for good measure
And then you know what I did? I just looked him in the eye real mean
And I said, "That'll teach ya, mister"

I'm gonna do something that'll make you wish I hadn't done it to ya
And I'm really pretty positive that you'll be real sore
I'm thinking of making you feel real... bad
And I'm sure that you won't be laughing when I do it
And maybe I'm gonna teach you a lesson
And you're gonna be in a great amount of discomfort when I do
And I might just hurt you sorta bad
So you just better watch your step, pal

Oh yeah, did I mention that you won't like it?
And you'll probably be real, real ...
Bad

Written by:
Jason Rink

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