The Flaming Intestines - The Power of JNT

The mystery of when the world began
Is solved when you gaze upon one guitar wielding man
Strums a single chord in the key of E
You'd better run for cover when his shiny pick you see

The sound turns mountains into dust
Fills the Earth with fissures spewing magma from the crust
Drains all the color from the world's supply of runts
Don't even try, you can't deny, the power of the JNT

The power of JNT
Feel the power of JNT
The deadly power of JNT
Feel the power of JNT
The power of JNT
The power of JNT
The deadly power of JNT

JNT blows the eyeballs from your face
Singes off your eyebrow and shatters your Aunt Faye's vase
Then turns the broken shards into spinning two edged blades
They get lodged into your eye sockets, you'll need to buy some shades

JNT shakes your organs into pus
Eviscerates your cartilage, and implodes your Uncle Gus
So now your gonna have to face the wrath of your Aunt Faye
Because a JNT destroyed her husband and favorite vase in the same day!

The power of JNT
It's the power of JNT
Feel the deadly power of the JNT
The power of JNT
The power of JNT
Feel the power of JNT

The Big Bang... the power of JNT
Pompeii... a solitary JNT
Hiroshima... one big JNT
The Twin Towers? Well, no... that was a terrorist attack by 19 Muslim extremists... Except for Building 7... demolished by the power of JNT!
My remote control? Power of JNT
My electric toothbrush? JNT JNT JNT
The Higgs boson particle? They discovered the JNT
The Flux Capacitor?
Now you know there's no way a bolt of lightning produces 1.21 gigowatts of power
Emmett Brown's DeLorean was fueled by one of Jake's tremendous, awesome JNTs

The power of JNT
Feel the power of JNT
The power of JNT
The deadly power of JNT
Feel the power of JNT
Feel the power of JNT
The power of JNT
The deadly power of JNT
Awesome power of JNT

JNT
JNT
JNT
JNT
JNT
JNT

Written by:
Jason Rink

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