The Attackbots - The Saga of Junkyard Noise

We are The Attackbots
I'm Luceoid
On drums we have Colvotron
And the Jamimator on bass
We're a robot band
Made from robot sand
What
We're a robot band
We're a robot band
Robot band
That means we're all robots
We're all robots
All three of us
I can do email notifications at thirty paces
Colvotron has a megaton blaster
Which he swore never to use
Jamiomatic, they have
Well, we haven't decided yet
But that's okay
Because this song is not done
At all
One year later Lucy Attackbot returned to the song
What will I do with this now she asked
For she had become so very fond of it
In all its imperfect glory
Can you guess what the answer was
Well boys and girls, and nonbinarys
She made an album called Junkyard Noise
And filled it with beautiful junk
Here's some more junk
Ladies
Hey guys
I realised on sunday that
I'm theoretically able to play
Nearly all of our songs live on my own
With a bass and uke mounted to me
What this means for the band
Is that the membership could be a lot more
Porous than a conventional band.
So, like, if you know how to play one song
With your instrument or even your voice
Then you could join me for that song
And let me play other songs on my own afterwards
You could go back to the crowd
During songs that you aren't in
Or you could dance
Or help improvise
Or do performance art for whatever song I'm doing next
Like beating up a toaster
During the first album's Diss Track
Or whatever you want
This means you only need to commit to the band
As much as suits you
It also means the membership being a lot more
Porous and loosely defined
Stop there Lucy
Stop there
An Attackbot needs two things to be an Attackbot
I'm from the further future
To identify as an Attackbot
Shut up
And a robot power
No
We may have members
Who can only do one song
And that is totally fine
Sorry I just hate that bit
How does that all sound
It means the video we're planning doesnt need to involve you
If you do not wish to be a part of it
It's just that one bit I really hate
And I'm here from the future
Okay one thing I'd like to add
Which I didn't think of at the time was, like
Oh no
I, I continue it
A good thing
Oh wait no maybe not
Like, something the
Something you have to affirm
To be an Attackbot
Oh God I do it again
Is the principle of inclusivity
And the principle of silliness
I'm so sorry
They're well important
Blah
Dah
Fuck off Lucy

Written by:
Lucy Licious

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