Ron and the Rude Boys - The Tinker

The Lady of the Manor was dressing for the ball,
When she espied a tinker pissing up against the wall.

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With his bloody great kidney-wiper,
And his balls the size of three,
And a yard of dirty foreskin, hanging down below his knee.
Hanging down, swinging free, hanging down, we're all thick,
And a yard of dirty foreskin hanging down below his knee.

The lady wrote a letter, and in it she did say,
I'd rather be fucked by a tinker than his Lordship any day.
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The tinker got the letter, and when it he did read,
His balls began to fester, and his prick began to bleed.
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He mounted on his charger, and to her place did ride,
With his balls slung o'er his shoulder,
And his prick strapped to his side.
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He fucked them in the parlour, he fucked them in the hall,
The butler cried, "Gawd save us, he's come to fuck us all."
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He fucked the groom in the parlour, and the Duchess in her pew,
But then he fucked the butler and the butler's pet mole too.
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He rode off from the manor, he rode into the street,
Little drops of semen, pitter pattering at his feet.
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Some say the tinker's gone now, gone fucking down to hell,
All set to fuck the devil, and I bet he fucks him well.
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