ColdmaN5 - Then Luke Perry Said, "I Gotta Banana Split"

As I waited in line
To meet Luke Perry
I held a bunch of photographs
That my brother made me carry
I didn't want to be
Anywhere near the guy
He's known for telling dumb jokes
I wish I could tell him goodbye

His name is Luke Perry
Not Luke Skywalker
Trust me I've never seen Luke Perry
Try to defeat the galactic empire
With a Jedi master
Named Yoda

When Luke Skywalker's family
Was slaughtered by the evil empire
He took matters into his own hands
And got a hold of a blue light-saber
He made a couple of friends
As he killed many Stormtroopers
And while traveling through space
He blew up many Tie Fighters
He found out Vader was his father
But that still didn't stop the man
From dueling in a saber battle
With out the help of Han Solo

His name is Luke Perry
Not Luke Skywalker
Trust me I've never seen Luke Perry
Try to defeat the galactic empire
With a Jedi master
Named Yoda

Now with you, the force is

Vader was killed and burned
At an Ewok celebration
But the filmmakers continued
With a trilogy about the Trade Federation
These three films tell the story
About how Vader came to be
How does this franchise end
We'll have to wait til May to see
Sorry about blabbing on about Star Wars
But it was either that or Luke Perry
And if you just agree with me
I think Luke Perry is very very
Boring

Written by:
Scott Donnelly

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