Mentos Leonard - Toad's Lament

I'm singing a song about being a fucking sphere
Yeah
This is ep
Eyyy it's tough to be a toad
You know it's always tough to be a toad
Especially when you look like me
Well you wanna know why
I'll tell you why
I'm a sphere
If you look at my shape, I'm a sphere
You might think it's quaint, but don't fear
I'm okay, you know
It's just mentally it's not that easy when you don't look like everyone else
I say, I look weird and everyone thinks I'm funky, yeah
But I promise
I'm just a normal toad
I think like you and I look like you
Well even if it's just inside
Because I'm shaped like a sphere
I don't really like it, but that's just how it is
There ain't nobody who else looks like me
But I'm unique, and that's okay
It's time for a bridge which I'm now going to figure out what I'm going to play
And I'm just a toad
And I might look like a sphere
But that's just me
And it's okay that I don't look like my friend over here
Who might be a meth addict but his name is Frog
But he's a good person
It doesn't really matter, but
If I'm being honest
I wish like I looked like a normal fucking amphibian
If only I looked normal like Frog
Yes, I'm a sphere
And it kinda sucks, if I'm being honest
It's really unfortunate
I'm really running out of lines to say
So I'm gonna wrap this song fucking up
It's time for the moral of story if you look to your left
Just be like Heebie Jeeber

Written by:
Arnold Schoenburger, Calumny Morbius, Joe Mamma, Ongonkulous Reptile

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