Chair Umpire - Towers of Domino's Pizza Boxes Building In My Kitchen

Waking up and trying to make some coffee
But all I see are towers of Domino's Pizza boxes
Building in my kitchen
I swear to God it's almost as tall as the Prudential
I guess that's what I get for eating too much fast food
But yet I'm still skin and bones
And looking like hell but that don't matter
Cause I'll be single for the rest of my lyfe and you know it

I don't care if I'll be late
It's just a matter of time before you
Call me up again and try to
Sort things out like you always do
And I know that you don't care too
You just imagine that I assume that you
Think of me all the time and you don't
And that's what you get when you don't pay attention

Sometimes I like to treat my lyfe like it's a movie
Or maybe a sitcom with Michael and Robby
Like when we say some messed up shit
And then look at each other and say "Uhh that happened"
I guess that's why our personalities
Differ like others
Maybe that's why sometimes me and Jake
Couldn't agree on things when we lived with each other

I don't care if I'll be late
It's just a matter of time before you
Call me up again and try to
Sort things out like you always do
And I know that you don't care too
You just imagine that I assume that you
Think of me all the time and you don't
And that's what you get when you don't pay attention

And then you wait on me
To send you a text while you think of sex
And all this nonsense that I don't really care for
Anymore

Now I'm wondering why sharks are swimming in my head
I guess it's cause I had a rock thrown at me while in bed
Trying to think of songs that I can sing to my first born
Maybe the one about Franz being a fucking unicorn

I don't care if I'll be late
It's just a matter of time before you
Call me up again and try to
Sort things out like you always do
And I know that you don't care too
You just imagine that I assume that you
Think of me all the time and you don't
And that's what you get

When you just don't shut the fuck up
Could you just listen to me
Can you imagine how things can be
And we can try to get along
Instead of figuring out who's right or wrong
Well I guess I'll be going home
And I won't bother charging my phone
Oh shit did I forget to mention
That's what you get when you don't pay attention

Written by:
Samuel DeSantos

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