John T. Wurzer - Two Beers for Breakfast

When we started out there was no doubt that you and I were thick
You loved me when; oh baby way back then because I didn't make you sick
But sometime last night, we got into a fight; I guess I must have had a few
I was a big disgrace, so you slapped my face and you screamed that we were through

You left me alone, I made it home, I don't know how I found my way
But apparently you were through with me. You had better games to play
You broke my heart, tore it apart, and microwaved my soul
And now morning's here and I think I need a beer or two to make me whole

My shirt is stained with dirt and lipstick and lying on the floor
My underwear and socks, I'm shocked, I can't find them anymore
I open the blinds and I lose my mind, when the hot sun hits my sheets
Cause I'm just two beers for breakfast from getting back on my feet

Cheerios and cereal bowls can't heal the way I feel
You won't hear me beg for scrambled eggs, hash browns, or a happy meal
My heart is not achin' for pancakes and bacon, it's too weak to tweet or post
I really think I just need a few drinks; not an order of French toast

It would take an hour but an ice cold shower just might jumpstart my brain
But I'm writing this song, and I don't have that long, and there is no time to explain
So I roll out of bed, just to prove I'm not dead and that I'm numb to all your bitchin
I crawl down the hall because I seem to recall that there's a six pack in the kitchen

My shirt is stained with dirt and lipstick and lying on the floor
My underwear and socks, I'm shocked, I just found them in the silverware drawer
I seem to forget what I ought to regret, but I won't sit around feeling blue
Cause I'm just two beers for breakfast from getting over you

Now I'm sending you texts because I kind of suspect that you're having second thoughts
You probably woke up thinking "what the fuck did I do?" and Shit, am I gonna get caught
You'll call me by nine, weep and then whine that you're mine, and you're my best friend
I'll bet you're two beers for breakfast from loving me again

Written by:
John Wurzer

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