John Zdrojeski - unnamed

I'm no fool
I know my ass from my elbow
Not some stooge
Easily carried away
Alone in my room
I am the heir to the empires
No matter what
Anybody might say
I'm no fool
I'm no fool 

I'm no fool
Don't judge me by my outside
5'6" in shoes
But I'm looking to put on some weight
Changed my diet
And I pump out push-ups in my free time
In between the Breitbart
And my video games

Because I dream of a way 
To make you swoon when you say my name
I'm undercover, an up and comer
Sure of hand when I make my play
For your hearts and your minds and all this time
You never thought I'd win the day
But I want to be a hero 
Oh I want to be a hero

I'm no fool
Hang out up here where the truth lives
Watching the shills 
Of the media machinate
Oh I've never been laid
Cause women don't get what the score is
Mostly I'm lonely 
And loneliness grates 

Cause when I close my eyes and I fetishize
Some Stacey dancing on my car
I know what she likes, I know how to love her
And she looks like a movie star
And she waits for me beyond
This dreary life that I've lived so far
Oh I gotta be a hero
Oh I gotta be a hero

Probably think that I'm crazy
Probably think that I'm crazy
It's a lie and it's lazy
And it makes me so angry

When they say that I'm crazy
Oh I swear I'm not crazy
And I laugh in their face 
Cause I am what they made
I am what they made me

I don't want to relax
And don't you tell me it'll be okay
Cause I'm tired of sitting here waiting 
Counting the minutes until I masturbate 
Pack some heat and melt some snowflakes
Blow them straight into outer space
I want to be a hero
Oh I gotta be a hero

Tell me will you know my name
If I am a hero?
Tell me will you know my name
If I am a hero?
Tell me will you know my name
If I am a hero?
Tell me

Written by:
John Zdrojeski

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