Herald's Goose - War Dick

Look at his charred chode
Appears to me like it might explode
His cock is so beat
Even other guys are scared of that meat

If he thinks with his dick than he's pretty dumb
But he masturbates with aplomb

He's got war dick
Cock is ugly and marred
No reason to explain those questionable scars
War dick
It's got pimples and warts
It's a miracle it stays inside of his shorts

Vasectomy FBI
Broke down his door and it's the wrong guy
A fuck spree in Shanghai
Coitus with the chickens and they all died

If he's gonna cum it'll cum out blood
When he whips it out it lands with a thud

He's got war dick
Cock is ugly and marred
No reason to explain those questionable scars
War dick
It's got pimples and warts
It's a miracle it stays inside of his shorts

Send in the tanks
Cannon's boutta explode
Helicopters firing
She's gonna blow
Here come the jets
The warm streams of piss
And when he aims
You bet he won't miss

War dick
Cock is ugly and marred
No reason to explain those questionable scars
War dick
It's got pimples and warts
It's a miracle it stays inside of his shorts

War dick
It's got a terrible smell
It looks like kielbasa that's been through hell
War dick
All stuffed up with cheese
Keep that shit away from me please

War dick (Whoa)
War dick (Whoa)
War dick (Whoa)
War dick (Whoa)

Written by:
Alex Campbell, Caeden Porter, Conner McGee, Matt Claypoole, Pete Rauch, Zac Wittman

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