Dr. Itchycunt - War Of The Vaginas

The war of vaginas was raging on a plain
It's just a mass confusion and they're all menstruating
Everything is bloody, all painted nice and red
And it really looks like someone has lost their head

In the war of vaginas
It's the war of vaginas

I turn on the TV to watch the evening news
It's just another story about cheap sluts and baboons
And in the background I hear a frightening scream
A ten foot tall vagina just got split at the seams

In the war of vaginas
It's the war of vaginas

Now here we see them marching
In straight lines down the street
Both sides at the ready
To battle in the heat

And everyone is watching
As they destroy the town
Besides those people humping
They're fucking underground

The war of vaginas has finally ended
As the dust cloud settle, a treaty is arranged
After 27 long bloody years
All the people can't help but burst into tears

From the war of vaginas
Was the war of vaginas

Now nothing ever will be quite the same again
For instance they had to kill the penguins
And if you ask them how it all began
No one remembers because they are all dead

From the war of vaginas
Was the war of vaginas

Yes sir

Written by:
Brian Gaudet

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