Biggie Oof - Welcome

You were in your mother for nine months
The same amount of time that most of us lived within the amniotic sac of someone
And now you're here in the hospital nursery
How did you get out of your mom? Well, listen closely
C-section baby, they cut you right out
And now you scream and shout
Said, c-section baby, your mother was induced
The pain of the operation was substantially reduced
C-section baby, it's unbelievable
If ancient people could see you, they would think it was a miracle
C-section baby, welcome to the world
Go on and tell everyone how you were cut out of your mom
Like you were a piece in the game Operation, like the guy's cartoon heart or cartoon lung
It's pretty neat how you're here now thanks to that medical feat
And now you have a story to tell at parties
'Cuz
C-section baby, they cut you right out
And now you scream and shout
Said, c-section baby, your mother was induced
The pain of the operation was substantially reduced
C-section baby, it's unbelievable
If ancient people could see you, they would think it was a miracle
C-section baby, welcome to the world
Modern medicine is pretty dang amazing
They cut your umbilical cord and handed you to your dad like scrub-wearing storks
You'll go on to live a big life, you'll have four kids and a nice smart wife
And you can think back on how far you've come, but for now let's finish the song
Said
C-section baby, they cut you right out
And now you scream and shout
Said, c-section baby, your mother was induced
The pain of the operation was substantially reduced
C-section baby, it's unbelievable
If ancient people could see you, they would think it was a miracle
C-section baby, welcome to the world
C-section baby, welcome to the world
C-section baby, welcome to the world

Written by:
Sarah Futrell

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