Bardic Mystery Tour - Wereboar Art Thou

Hey, you! Finely
We're here to solve your mystery
Investigation's underway
So later we can play!

First stop: the tavern
To interview the townsfolk
It's the who-it's the what-it's the why-it's the when
It's the werewolf!

Next stop: the blacksmith
To buy some silver weaponry
For the who-for the what-for the why-for the when
For the werewolf!

Hey! you! Brambles
We're finding inconsistencies
Right now we're on the clock
So tonight we can really rock

But this is taking way too long
We have to keep on searching
For the who-for the what-for the why-for the when
For the werewolf!

Third stop's the charm
The butcher and his sausages
He's the who-he's the what-he's the why-he's the when
He's the wereboar!

Acrobatics on the roof
And stealth checks in the night...
We'll roll to hit, and it'll crit
Prepare to lose this fight!

Hey, you! Wilbur
We're onto you, you sneaky pig
We'll find you and we'll take you out
To dinner then to death

Written by:
Brayton Batson, edd Batson, Emily Eisenfeld, Victron Funkenstein

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