Sam, Kiegan & The Mentally Insane - Western Hector

Contrary to popular belief
I've never had sex with my sister
I'm actually a swell guy
I've never even kissed her
I don't drive a pick up a truck
I cycle to work
I'm barely a young buck
I'm 72 and i'm scared to jerk
My wife ain't related to me in anyway
Don't tell her but I might be gay
I know a big black guy named Ray
And I tell you right now he's sexy
Don't believe all those darn stereotypes
I grew up in a nice surburban home
I don't like confederates I fly the red and white stripes
I don't like America but I could have it worse
And racism well I don't really get the hype
I'm actually half Mexican you know
One thing I do love is the green
I feel like Troy Baldwin when I hit the pipe
My wife ain't related to me in anyway
Don't tell her but I might be gay
I know a big black guy named Ray
And I tell you right now he's sexy

Written by:
Kiegan Wilkins, Sam Evison, Western Hector

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