Mr. Ed and the Wilburs - What Color Horse Does Pestilence Ride Again?

May God who through water and the
Holy Spirit has given us a new birth in
Christ be with you all
And with your hand sanitizer
Amen

Blessed be the old
The meek
The hypochondriac

We've been praying
For a new plague
But, we never thought
It would be this close to home

We were praying for a new AIDs
But, now we're stocking up
On chicken soup and toilet paper
Instead

Spanish flu is gone
We're making great strides
In eradicating Spanish fly

Maybe the anti-vaxxers
Will be the first to go
Maybe essential oils
Will save us all

Don't forget to bring your
Reiki therapist Purell
Clean energy needs
Clean hands

The stock market plummets
Scarcity stocks the shelves
Yet the sky isn't on fire
And the Whore of Babylon
Stays home binge watching
The Office
Again

We are gathered here today
In a group of twenty or less
To wash away the evils
Of the world
For at least twenty seconds
The chosen are anointed
In holy essential oils
Join us in the laying of the hands
But I plead you brethren
Wash them first

Written by:
Sam McClellan

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