The Margaret Hooligans - What Kind of Donut Are You?

What kind of donut are you
What kind of donut are you
What kind of donut are you
I'll never tell
Would I find you at a Yum Yum or a Krispy Kreme
What kind of donut are you
What kind of donut are you
Are you a Boston Creme, or do you have jelly inside
Inside baby
What kind of donut are you
That's for me to know and you to find out
What kind of donut are you
Are you a maple bacon at Voodoo Donuts
What kind of donut are you
Are you old school like my grandpa with only sugar on ya
What kind of donut are you
I will not sprinkle sugar on my body
What kind of donut are you
You could be a crueller or maybe a blueberry crumb
What kind of
What kind of
What kind of donut are yooooouuu
Oh yeah
What kind of donut are you
I am not cream filled
What kind of donut are you
Do you have oreos crushed on top of you
How about some fruity pebbles for your fruity pebbles
What kind of
What kind of
What kind of donut are yooooou
Oh yeaaaaaaah
One, two, three, four
What kind of donut are you
Keep it
Are you made by Tastykake or Entemann's
What kind of donut are you
That's the question what's the answer
Do you come from a mom and pop bakery that closes by two
What kind of donut are you
Are you found on reduced sale at the Acme
Are you a day old donut
Oooh yes
Frosted butterscotch
Powdery beignet
And cinnamon glazed as well
What kind of donut are you?
Do you have a chocolate frosting or maybe a duckbill on you
Or maybe a sprinkle on you
No
Or maybe a sprinkle on you
God no
Or maybe a jimmy on you
Sprinkles are the opiates of the masses
You heard me son
They're the colorful lies told by our corporate donut masters
You think I'm talking S-H-I-T-E
No, not me
Here's my take
Sprinkles are just like putting ketchup on your steak
Damn, I'd rather wake and bake
With my shammy shamrock shake
What kind of donut are you
Donuts
Donuts
Go nuts for our donuts
I can't find no gluten free donuts
So I have to sing about you
I have to sing about you
Yooooou
I got to sing I got to sing I got to sing
Oh yeah
I miss the donuts
I miss the donuts
Oh yeah
What kind of donut are you
What kind of donut are you
Won't you tell me

Written by:
Melissa Nannen

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