Yetiface - When I Was Skinny

When I was skinny
I used to jerk off
Two times a day
But now I'm old
I have to lift up all my rolls
Just to find my own sausage
Just to find my own sauces
I used to go to the club
And wiggle 'round my bum
And all the girls
Would want to lick my bum
And all the girls
Would want to lick my bum
But now I'm fat
I have to have sex with my cat
Just to get off
Just to find my own sausage
When I was skinny
When I was skinny
Shake my rolls
Call me fat
I don't care
I've got my cat
To keep me warm on lonely nights
I slip it in it's so damn tight
Reow reow reow
Reawr reow
Reow reow reow
Reaw reawr
When I was skinny
When I was skinny
Shake my rolls
Call me fat
I don't care
I've got my cat
To keep me warm on lonely nights
I slip it in it's so damn tight

Written by:
Mark Howitt

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