Indoor Playground - Wizbox

I'm a knight of honor and glory
A defender of the realm
No stick nor stone can harm me
Once I have donned my helm
If given the chance I'd crush skeletal hordes
My one ball and chain, I'm strictly sword and board
I will raise my shield to defend

But can you summon a box?
I didn't think so
It'll knock off your socks
Like a game of plinko
Boxes are great and boxes are fun
I brought a box for everyone
You can escape from your troubles like some kinda fox
All you gotta do is hide behind a box

I am not some common thief
I have trained with whip and bow
If danger should shove I will swing from above
And shoot it full of arrows
I am the spectre of death
Clad in white sheer cloth
If evil is a flame
I'm drawn to it like a moth

Have you tried a box?
It'll solve all your problems
There's a chasm to cross?
Just put a box in that one
If you're overrun by the living dead
Just warp in a box on top of their head
A box is a vaccine and skeletons are a pox
You can weigh down all your troubles with a box

Sounds like you need a box
It'll cure what ales ya
You'll be the size of an ox
In your box-shaped regalia
Box is a superior shape and form
It won't be too long before box is the norm
Like the pedestal from which the lowly newsie squawks
We are all raised higher
Put in reach of the things we desire
We are all lifted higher by the box

Written by:
David Torrey

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