Big Lugg - YIKES!

I hear creaking on the panels
Creeping towards the bathroom
Like they're peeping
Light a candle
Peeing on the mat too
I can't see things
I'm in sandals
Leaning on the rack to
See if i can handle vandals
Creeping from the backroom
Yikes! Grab the knives
And the combat boots to wear
Lights-off basking in the night
Calling out "Whose there?'
Given current circumstances, I'd say it's rude to stare
The doorknob shakes so violently
I need to move from here
I walk towards the window but before I can open it
I hear the door break down then I slip on some soap or shit
They're beating me with furniture, I'm taking a sofa hit
I'm under a chair
You would think I'm on my Oprah shit
Aye!
What a night
I think I'm finna die
Bag over my head
Hands completely zip-tied
I need an assistance
They're coming for my life
This whole situation feels like one big giant "Yikes!"
The car just stopped
They pull me out
I feel metal on my head
Like I jam heavy lyrics but this a different type of led
They throw me, I can hear a door lock
The floor is hot
I feel a twin bed
I stumble over clothes and socks
I think there's carpeting
Whose targeting me, soccer moms?
I bet some dude comes in and tries to sell me stocks and bonds
I hear the door creak open
They say they know I know
I tell them "I know nothing!"
They say "Okay get the rope"
They tie my hands
They tie my legs
I ask them
"Can you tie my shoes?"
They say if I don't tell them where's the alien, I'm dying soon
Shit! I think they know
I'm dealing with the FBI
Hopefully they're filming a new season for Criminal Minds
Aye!
What a night
I think I'm finna die
Bag over my head
Hands completely zip-tied
I need an assistance
They're coming for my life
This whole situation feels like one big giant "Yikes!"
All of a sudden, all I hear is laser beams
And people fleeing left and right
I can't even hear them scream
The floor is wet
Whatever's here made that dude pee pee
I hear "Kee koo koo meep morp bee boh I pee kee kee"
The bag comes off my head
I'm in a house with no roof
She's standing right in front of me
An alien in boots
She says "It's time to go, we teleport"
I take her hand
We're in a UFO and there's no telling where we'll land
I see peanut butter and a bunch of pigs and cows
I tell her "Thanks for saving me, so where we headed now?"
She says "I'm not safe yet" and I ask her what that means
She smiles
I look down
She twists a knife into my spleen
Aye!
What a night
I think I'm finna die
Bag over my head
Hands completely zip-tied
I need an assistance
They're coming for my life
This whole situation feels like one big giant "Yikes!"

Written by:
Clay Dietz

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