Sam, Kiegan & The Mentally Insane - Yogurt

Alpha males are so beta
You think you're hard but you're just getting gayer
I like my yogurt with two layers
Not hungy right now so I'll save it for later
I am staying full without ruining din-dins
I've got spiders crawling under my skin
I've got lots of yogurt at home in my fridge
I'm licking yogurt off her massive minge
Seeing shadow people in my bedroom
Drinking a coke and yogurt with Max Headroom
Getting tired gonna go to bed soon
This yogurt was passed down to me as a heirloom
If you don't eat yogurt you should kill yourself
You need to think about your mental health
I keep seeing this little elf
Put my heirloom yogurt on a shelf
I keep it up there in a little box
I'm gonna beat the shit out of a fox
Keep it up there so it doesn't get lost
Just finished my yogurt it's given me a mustache
I eat yogurt fuck
I just saw a funny duck
Protect my yogurt with nunchucks
Help me im in a well im stuck
Yogurt
Yogurt is so much better than sex
I'm so high with a t-rex
I gave him a German suplex
So much yogurt I'm writing checks
I've got a very short life span
The doctors said so in a scan
I'll be dying next Jan
This yogurt is killing me im a deadman
I can't stop it's so tasty
My skin is turning grey lately
Yogurt is better than gravy
When I eat yogurt my vision gets hazy
Yogurt is better than coke
When I was 6 I got offered a toke
Took a hit and that shit was dope
Nowadays it's gonna make me go broke
Last I ate it I saw a green alien
He tickles the inside of my cranium
So hungy I'm Hungarian
I think this green bitch is Australian
Holy fuck I'm tripping balls
Yogurt got me acting a fool
Gimme yogurt I want it all
Otherwise I'll get withdrawals
Yogurt

Written by:
Ashleigh Diffey, Kiegan Wilkins, Sam Evison

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