Waylan St. Palan & The Magic Elves - You're Off the List

You've been mean to your mom and dad
And you don't even care
Drank their liquor in the basement
While they were still upstairs
And then last summer
You pushed your little sister off the pier
Guess who's thinking of you
Now that it's the happiest time of year
You're off the list
You're off the list
He's checking it twice
And he hasn't missed
You've been awfully bad not good
St Nick's gonna skip your neighborhood
That's right Santa's pissed
(Yeah Santa's pissed)
You're off the list
Your roommates did your dishes
Because you said you were tired
You made the shoppers wait in line
When your coupons were expired
You spent your Sundays laughing in church
Then rooting for the Bears
Now you get special treatment
From a man way up north somewhere
You're off the list
You're off the list
He's checking it twice
And he hasn't missed
You've been awfully bad not good
St Nick's gonna skip your neighborhood
That's right Santa's pissed
(Yeah Santa's pissed)
You're off the list
You're off the list
You're off the list
He's checking it twice
And he hasn't missed
You've been awfully bad not good
St Nick's gonna skip your neighborhood
That's right Santa's pissed
(Yeah Santa's pissed)
You're off the list
You forgot to hang your coat up
You left the lid up and then
You didn't vote, said what's the point
Let’s not do that again
You drank all of the egg nog
And didn't chip in for beer
Well guess who didn't forget
Now that christmas time is here
You're off the list
You're off the list
He's checking it twice
And he hasn't missed
You've been awfully bad not good
St Nick's gonna skip your neighborhood
That's right Santa's pissed
(Yeah Santa's pissed)
You're off the list

Written by:
Kenneth Fitzsimmons

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