Mommy Pants - You're Too Cool

Dressed for success, ready to conquer some pussy
Target polo and a beanie from Hot Topic
Yeahhh, dunno how the ladies are gonna' stop it

What I lack in witty remarks
I make up for with my profound tattoo
Ha-ha I'm way better at video games than you

Latest white boy rap is my theme song
My mom says, where did I go wrong

Not much of an individual, I'm just like my boys
We all find the chicks whose lives we'll destroy
She won't even know it, at least not at first
The day she finds out won't be bad
'Cause I'll find another girl of course

I need to grow up, my jeans don't even fit me
I sag them past my ass
Despite the ones my grandma sent me

Hop on my daddy's truck, I just wanna' fuck
Show me what your mama made under your dress
I promise afterwards I won't help clean the mess

Written by:
Brandon Harig

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