Bardic Mystery Tour - You Wanna Play Some D&D?

You want to play some D and D?
Go grab your dice and come with me!
We'll roll a gnome and then we'll know
How tiny bards are smart but slow
They... cast... illusions. Ba ba-da-ba

You want to play some D and D?
First, fill your mug and have some tea!
We'll roll an elf and then we'll find
How woodland bards are truly kind
They're... wise... and graceful. Ba ba-da-ba

You want to play some D and D?
We found the Dungeon Master's Guide at the library
We'll roll a half-orc and then we'll see
How sneaky bards acquire things for free
They're... tough... as nails. Ba ba-da-ba

D is for displacer beast
E is for that ettin
A is for an aboleth
D 'cause they're all dead (We killed them)

D's for drow or dragon
E is for an elemental
A is for that armoire mimic
D 'cause they're all dead (We killed them)

Still want to play some D and D?
Just call a friend (But really three!)
We'll roll a party and we'll discover
That love is all we needed from each other
We... play... together. It's D and D

Written by:
Brayton Batson, edd Batson, Emily Eisenfeld, Victron Funkenstein

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