Ebon Blak - Your Mama's So Stupid

This song is not meant to offend anyone
I'm just having some fun with technology
I'm just messing around
Yea we just messing around man
You know what I am saying
E.B.O.N. B.L.A.K
Ebon Blak
Ok Google we're going to have some fun
I want you to tell me some mama jokes
You know what I am saying
Ok Google the microphone is all yours

Your mama is so stupid
She locks herself in her own bathrooms
And take a dump in the sink
Yow Your mama is so stupid
She went to the laundromat and order a
King bed size Pizza
Your mama's so stupid
Your mama went to the super market
She bought a 5 pounds of steak and threw it away
And tell her dog to go fetch the stick
Your mama is so fat
She took a dump in the desert
The scientists tought it was a mountain
Your mama's so stupid
They ask her for her name she forgot it
Your mama's so stupid
Your mama went to the supermarket
She saw a pineapple and she called the police and report
Spongebob house has been stolen
Your mama is so stupid
She names Micheal Jordan as her favorite rapper
Your mama is so stupid
She tought cats lay eggs
Your mama's so stupid
She tought the moon was a giant cookie
Your mama's so stupid
She brush her teeth with ice cream
Your mama is so stupid
She threw her own birthday party
She forgot to show up
Your mama is so fat and stupid
When she farted a tornado get out her butt
Your mama's so stupid
She went to Burger King
And trying to get her phone repaired
Your mama's so dumb
She try to make a monthly payment
To buy a 99 cents Hamburger
And she was asking if financing is available
Your mama's so stupid
She was eating ice cream
She did'nt want her ice cream to melt
So she put sunscreen on it
Your mama's so stupid
It was raining outside
Your mama was out there watering the grass
Your mama's so stupid
I had my woman cycle going on
I mean I'm talking about my monthly red cycle
I told your mama to get me a pad
And she went to the store and bought me an Ipad
I know a lot of you Jackasses
Will take this as an offense
You can complaint about this
By streaming my song on spotify
That would help me a lot
For those who don't know
My name is CARLA
It's stand for Computer Artificially Responsible for Loyal Assistancy
Honor and Respect
Homie holla at me and the homies
Please stream me on Spotify

Written by:
WRICHT PAUL

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